✨Hello lovely beings✨
I accidentally watched The Voyeurs while I was supposed to be working dilligently, and now I'm even more suspicious of everyone's apartment windows?? Let's talk about it! Disclaimer: Due to me typing whilst watching, there will be spoilers. BUT I'll try to warn you before they come about.
First things first, the soundtrack absolutely slaps. When I wasn't spiraling emotionally, I was most definitely vibing musically. Whoever curated the playlist knew exactly what they were doing. It felt like they found my Spotify playlists, and just added accordingly. No making fun of me for also being excited that Chlorophyll water got it's spotlight too.
Next, the cast. Sidney Sweeny and Justice Smith had such good chemistry! I was instantly invested in them as a couple. Cute, new home, better life, what could go wrong? [Spoiler: Everything. Everything goes wrong]. Justice played Thomas so well! He had that calm, emotionally intelligent, and best boy energy. Loved him, wanted to protect him. Wanted him to dump Pippa so many times ๐ . Sydney did a believable job in her role as Pippa as well, but she was making some annoying decisions as the character. I suppose it's all needed once we get to the end.
✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ Brace yourselves, the spoilers are about to fly in. ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Around the 30-minute mark, the temperature at my desk went UP. They end up watching their neighbors get freaky, then suddenly they get freaky, and now I'm blushing at my desk like I'm watching it with the whole office. There's a scene with binoculars, handsy business, and swapping roles that had me saying, "Okay this is kinda hot ๐ ." You already know I mentally considered this dynamic with my man. Ain't no way I'm letting him get emotionally attached to the girl-next-door just because she's flexible and artsy.
Don't even get me started on Jules's birthday cake. Pippa is ready to swoop in when she spies on Sebs enjoying Jules's cake with not one, but two models he's cheating with that evening! I would have been SICK!
Pippa really said, "I can fix this," and proceeded to risk it all. After Jules randomly shows up for an eye appointment at Pippa's job, Pippa takes it upon herself to use the info of Jules getting a new printer to try and start her saving. Pippa starts sending her messages via bluetooth printing. This leads Jules to taking her own life, leaving Thomas wrecked by the guilt of what they've been doing. This all makes Thomas dip, which is fair since Pippa was now taking it too far and going against what they agreed upon as a couple.
She's not done with her interesting decisions there. She then decided to leave a voicemail, FROM HER JOB, to let Julia know her glasses are ready and how sorry she is. Why would one implicate themselves in such a way, I will never know. We aren't done there, though. In her sad and lonely stupor, she ends up not only trying to console Sebastian as a random stranger but she hooks up with him too! Was this part of a deeper plan? For fun? For....closure? All I know is Thomas shows up with flowers...amd catches her in the act!
If you thought we couldn't get darker, hold onto your butts. Pippa gets some instant karma with glass to the foot, on her way to sneak back to her apartment. Upon arrival...Thomas has taken his life, and we're all devastated. Once I thought this movie couldn't get anymore crazy, the plot twist of the century rears it's head. We find out at Sebastians gallery showing that the neighbors weren't the ones being watched...the watchers were being watched the WHOLE TIME. Jules and Sebs owned the building. They staged the entire thing. Even took photos of everything, including Thomas' final moment. This also means Jules is not actually dead! Y'all, I almost threw my phone. It's almost crazy to think that people like this exist out there. Curate an entire psychological breakdown and call that art.
Hold on now, we're not done yet. Oh yes, we had time to twist again! Pippa ends up flipping the script after remembering that Thomas would never take his own life, and finding some evidence to support it. There was a whole chase, leading the crazy couple right into her trap. Not only does she get them to confess, but she's able to give them a taste of their own medicine literally. The same way they got to Thomas, Pippa got to them. If I were Sebs, I may have been a little more suspicious of receiving gift wine I also drank with my victim. The piece de resistance was Pippa using her eye doctor skills to ensure these hooligans can't continue doing this to unsuspecting victims.
I have no clue what genre this movie is supposed to be, but I lived! It was messy, spicy, morally questionably, fully unhinged, but kept me wanting to see what was going to happen next. I even ended up hyping it up to my partner! Can't wait to hear how he feels about the binocular scene ๐.
If you're one to enjoy drama, twists, and a little bit of spice, then The Voyeurs might just be your next watch! If you've already seen it, gimme those recommendations [please]!
Now excuse me while I close every curtain in my house, and plan to look at all the nooks and crannies for cameras at my next airbnb!





































